We’ve been promised nuclear winters and bossy robotic takeovers for some time now. Sleek, fascist stimuli.
The Pros and Cons of Child Abuse
by Rachel Haywire and Ann Sterzinger
Is having a nightmarish relationship with your parents an advantage in later life? Maybe!
That Lonely Path
by Arin Laurie
We are the true Illuminati — each with our single candle — dedicated to this Great Work.
Your Stupid Questions Have No Answers: Martin van Creveld vs. the Chimera of Equality
by Ann Sterzinger
The gods, unfortunately, seem to be more interested in rape than in justice.
Girl Creeps and Boy Pussies
by Roxxi Wallace
Why are strange women perceived as overly aggressive creeps while strange men are perceived as weak pussies?
Slavery Forever!
by James LaFond
Today we are no longer starved, worked, or beaten to death. Instead we are indoctrinated into the sacral cult of our servitude.
Why Pretty Girls Hate Being Asked Out on Dates by Nerds
by James D. Miller
When someone asks you out on a date, they are basically saying that they think your standards are low enough to voluntarily go out with them.
Generation Hugbox
by Natasha Maria Phoenix
Some have called it “political correctness.” What we are witnessing is a passive totalitarian control of the public discourse.
My Ego Versus Your Life
by JM Dunkelheit
We do not appreciate that a wound is a wound and a death is a death, regardless of how they happened.
Live Human Vessels
by Eian Orange
We pursue our nourishment from live human vessels and their distant cousins the mouth-breathing meme-aliens.