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We’ve been promised nuclear winters and bossy robotic takeovers for some time now. Sleek, fascist stimuli.

Is having a nightmarish relationship with your parents an advantage in later life? Maybe!

We are the true Illuminati — each with our single candle — dedicated to this Great Work.

The gods, unfortunately, seem to be more interested in rape than in justice.

Why are strange women perceived as overly aggressive creeps while strange men are perceived as weak pussies?

Today we are no longer starved, worked, or beaten to death. Instead we are indoctrinated into the sacral cult of our servitude.

When someone asks you out on a date, they are basically saying that they think your standards are low enough to voluntarily go out with them.

Some have called it “political correctness.” What we are witnessing is a passive totalitarian control of the public discourse.

We do not appreciate that a wound is a wound and a death is a death, regardless of how they happened.

We pursue our nourishment from live human vessels and their distant cousins the mouth-breathing meme-aliens.