Cancel culture. Cancel art. Cancel your feelings. Cancel civilization. Cancel taxation. Cancel politics. Cancel all the things you spend every minute bitching about. Cancel food. Cancel stocks, investments, and retirement plans. Cancel the future. Cancel meaning. 

Cancel culture because ours has seen its best days. Cancel culture because ours has seen its worst days, and we’ll never have anything so exciting again. 

Cancel culture because making the A-bomb was its best achievement.
Cancel culture because agri(culture) leads to diabetes and obesity.
Cancel culture because it only distracts you from what is best in life; crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women. 
Cancel culture because enculturation causes you to think in terms of pop-cultural cliches.
Cancel culture because culture rewards nerds who make culture.
Cancel culture because nerds who write about culture don’t need jobs.

Cancel culture because words are how they control you.
Cancel culture because you’re still reading this.
Cancel culture because you don’t have any.

Stop canceling people, and start canceling culture.

Cancel speaking.
Cancel thinking.
Cancel writing.
Cancel performing.
Start living.
Cancel Culture.

Ben Bishop is a writer in New Orleans who enjoys bodybuilding, experimental music, occultism, and obscure political theories.